A RESUME FOR A CAT

Ms. Terra Trinity
Email: ms_karma_kitten@yahoo.com
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OBJECTIVE:

A position as a feline ambassador, where I can utilize my expertise in feline communication and community relations.

CAREER HISTORY:

• Feline Ambassador (March 2003 - Present)
• Daily implementation of hygiene protocol
• Independent utilization of automatic nourishment receptacle
• Management of all schedules and itinerary of fellow co-worker
• Security and surveillance of rodent intruders
• Supervision of lavatory use
• Camouflage and concealment

SKILLS & TRAINING:

• Spheroid Reconnaissance and Retrieval Certificate
• Co-habitation Training
• Doctorate in REM Nocturnal Sleep Management

PERSONAL INTERESTS:

• Manual defacement of broadloom

LANGUAGES:

• English, Feline

REFERENCES:

• Upon Request

  

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~ Madison